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I have always wanted to be on the television. I don’t know how, in what form or to what end. But an awareness of there being something of the ridiculous about me has been quite prohibitive.
It was therefore fitting that on my very first appearance I should be a hefty 20 lbs larger than my normal self, waddling along in front of the camera at 6 months pregnant looking faultlessly moronic.

It is for this reason that my colleague (and bro), Toby – fine figure of a man – is doing all the talking and pointing and generally being very good at television while interviewed about Black.co.uk during the House & Garden Spirit of Summer Fair in London’s Olympia last week.

I’m not for one minute suggesting that you idle away a Wednesday afternoon on this piece of digital craft but Toby comes across rather well and says much of interest about our company. Failing that, perhaps you’re having a fat day and could use some cheering up in which case a gander at me blobbing along in the background should do the trick.
Click this link to view the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJOqpaLtDA


