On Friday night at around 10:30 I arrived back from holiday into Gatwick's North Terminal. Joy and rapture. Because, just as our flight touched the ground, so did 11 other flights which meant frantic must get in the fastest queue must get in the fastest queue mania at immigration and then an hour long wait eyeballing the baggage reclaim screen with the apocalyptic zeal of hedge-fund shorter followed by another hour
tracking down a cab. It was fun and certainly did justice to a good holiday (see gratuitous blurry Blackberry holiday snap). Ah Espana.
Then came the domestic stuff: unpacking, washing, drying, ironing, shopping and disinfecting the Gaggia. Followed by the work stuff: scrutinising the emails that, days earlier, I had merely scanned with a glibness of heart and a fluttering of soul. Then yesterday was our management meeting and boom! adrenaline injection what with all the enormous Christmas (yes indeed Christmas) preparation to do, sales reports, traffic reports and so on. Business. Boom!
This morning, however, was my husband's first day back and so begin the 5:30 starts, at desk by 7. As a consequence my days also start this fiendishly early. So I like to break in the day by doing the following:
1. Updating our Twitter page
2. Checking our Facebook page
3. Analysing our website's traffic for the previous day.
The latter is the most fun. This is because as well as providing us with vital information about the traffic we get to our site at www.black.co.uk, we also see what terms or keywords people type into Google that lead them to our site. In among the searches for the products we actually sell such as women's scarves, women's scarfs (sic), men's scarves, wraps, pashminas, leather gloves, cashmere throws, cashmere socks* and so on are searches for products and 'things' that we certainly do not sell.
Here are a few gems
1. 'are leather placemats a good idea'
2. 'cashmere mother of the bride'
3. 'bedroom accessories for men'
4. 'i want to buy hair of a black woman'
5. 'straw Robin Hood'
... needless to say there are also searches that should never see the light of day...
The wonders of the internet. Rivalled only by the wonders of the British Aviation Authority.
ps. Are leather placemats a good idea?
* Over-done linking here is at the behest of our SEO guys. Reads easily doesn't it?